Ross O’Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times
by The Irish Times
April 12, 2024 9:00 pm
Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.
Recent Episodes
‘You should be ashamed of yourselves! We’re old enough to be your parents and we’ve taken you to three sets!’
6 days ago‘If you play that match, Ross, our marriage is over’
1 week ago‘You are not having a hort attack! I’m not allowing it!’
3 weeks ago‘I didn’t play football for Rathnew. I didn’t play football for anyone. I resent the allegation’
4 weeks agoThree European Cups, three Six Nations, one Grand Slam – but never winning a Leinster Schools Senior Cup clearly still rankles Heaslip
1 month ago‘Don’t tell me I don’t know Ross O’Carroll-Kelly. You bullied me for most of secondary school’
1 month ago‘I haven’t cheated on you in, like, 10 years, though – well, let’s just say a long time’
2 months agoHonor rubs at the graffiti with a dainty, circular motion, like she’s applying foundation to the face of an elderly loved one
2 months agoSorcha goes, ‘I don’t need a 26-old copy of Cosmopolitan to tell me that I married the wrong man’
2 months agoOur daughter came out of the womb with two middle fingers raised to the world. That’s not down to us
2 months ago