Ross O’Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times
by The Irish Times
July 18, 2025 9:00 pm
Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.
Recent Episodes
I get this sudden flashback to when I was six or seven and I’d hold the wheel steady for the old dear while she drove home, half-cut
4 days agoThe old dear goes, ‘Sorcha? I don’t know anyone of that name. Is she one of your tarts, Ross?’
1 week agoOisinn goes, ‘Dude, you’re saying goodbye. You do realise that? You’re saying goodbye to your old dear’
2 weeks agoBrett goes, ‘She’s close to the end, Ross. I was thinking we should arrange a living funeral for her’
3 weeks agoI’m always telling Sorcha to tone down the southside when we come out to Bray but she never listens
1 month ago‘I haven’t really been living before now,’ Brett tells his wife. ‘Ross has slept with more than 800 women’
1 month ago‘I’m not even a bit stressed,’ Honor goes, ‘I haven’t done a focking tap for these exams’
2 months agoHe obviously decided that he’d wasted his life, focusing on career, marriage and family goals
2 months agoWe’ve been through so much. I slept with two of JP’s ex-girlfriends, and Christian’s actual mother and even that didn’t break us up
2 months agoHonor goes, ‘People will talk about my speech for years to come. And that’s just in the libel courts’
2 months ago