To Be Continued with Cristela Alonzo
by Cristela Alonzo
March 18, 2025 5:00 am
Hello! You might’ve ended up here because you’re familiar with my Netflix stand-up specials “Lower Classy” or “Middle Classy.” Maybe you were a fan of my sitcom “Cristela” or you saw “Cars 3” and thought, “I NEED to follow this yellow car!” Look, ’m a homebody. I love plants, I build Lego sets and watch a lot of murder shows. I also have lived a hell of a life. I was born in Texas and grew up in extreme poverty. My family squatted in an abandoned diner for the first seven years of my life. I moved to Los Angeles and lived in my car. I moved back home to help my sister raise her children and become my mother’s caretaker until she passed…all by the age of twenty-two. I still somehow, made TV history and became the FIRST Latina to create, write and star in a TV show. The thing that got me there was my story. It was unlike anyone else’s and allows me to talk about life from a point of view that doesn’t get a lot of attention. I’m into current events. I struggle with anxiety and depression. Did I mention I love Lego sets?
Recent Episodes
EPISODE 40: I’M GOING TO BE HONEST. YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW ME.
4 months agoEPISODE 39: I'M NOT HIGH OR LOW...I'M MEDIUM MAINTENANCE
2 years agoEPISODE 38: I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP, I'M A TOYS 'R US KID (FINALLY)
2 years agoEPISODE 37: LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE. EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS
2 years agoEPISODE 36: TRYING TO DO VIDEO WITH MY PODCAST BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS YEARS BEHIND EVERYONE ELSE
2 years agoEPISODE 35: It's A Next Year! My List of Five Random Things That I Kind Of Remember From 2021
4 years agoEPISODE 34: Merry Christmas! If I'm Wearing Pantyhose, I'm Robbing A Store
4 years agoEPISODE 33: Are You Sure You Can Afford That $12 Sports Bra
4 years agoEPISODE 32: Why I Hustle in Silence And Let The Lamborghini Make The Noise...
4 years agoEPISODE 31: Do You Ever Ask Yourself If You're 'Enough?'
4 years ago