NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

Recent Episodes

  • July 15, 2025: Is MIKE DAVID Retarded? ASHLEY CUMMINGS is a Warm Mess! TRAINING TUESDAY!

    6 days ago
  • July 14, 2025: Chad Zumock CANNOT STOP Being Scum! Karmic REFUSES To Bend The Knee! Police PRANK!

    1 week ago
  • July 8, 2025: Metropolitan Detective! Chad Gets MORE New Shoes! Johnny Krutches DUMB Of The Week!

    2 weeks ago
  • July 2, 2025: We Are Betting On THE EAGLES! Stream Interruption Imminent!

    3 weeks ago
  • July 1, 2025: MINNESOTA FILES: Stoney’s Bar & Grill REVEALED! Steel Toe Golf Tournament EXPOSED!

    3 weeks ago
  • June 25, 2025: Getting LOCAL In SAINT CLOUD! Sentencing Day Arrives For AARON IMHOLTE!

    4 weeks ago
  • COURT BREAKDOWN with Nick Rekieta! Aaron Imholte Goes To Jail AGAIN!

    4 weeks ago
  • Z-WORST: Chad Zumock STINKS And There Are HOURS Of Proof!

    4 weeks ago
  • THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe PRE-SENTENCING Show! (June 20, 2025)

    1 month ago
  • June 18, 2025: How PATHETIC Is Chad Zumock? STEEL TOE’S Aaron Imholte Steps On ANOTHER Rake!

    1 month ago