The Topical

The Topical

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The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It’s using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 a.m. Eastern time.

Recent Episodes

  • The Final Episode Of The Topical

    3 years ago

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  • Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce

    4 years ago

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  • Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird

    4 years ago

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  • Nation’s Arborists Once Again Urge Congress To Lower The Age Of Consent For Trees

    4 years ago

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  • Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed By Someone They Trusted

    4 years ago

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  • Team Of Vatican Geneticists Successfully Clone God

    4 years ago

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  • Nation’s Hypnotists Announce You Are Now Under Their Command

    4 years ago

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  • Deer Shot By Obsessed Fan

    4 years ago

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  • Dept. Of Homeland Security: ‘Has Anybody Seen A Blue Folder?’

    4 years ago

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  • Fun Toy Banned Because Of 3 Stupid Dead Kids

    4 years ago

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