Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t

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A show about plants as viewed through the lens of evolution and ecology with a side of deranged ranting, crass humor, occasional profanity, & the perpetual search for the filthiest taqueria bathroom.

Plant ecology, systematics, taxonomy, floral chemistry, biogeography and more.

Joey Santore was a degenerate railroader for 15 years during which he taught himself Botany by reading textbooks and research papers in the cab of the locomotive while stealing time from work. He has traveled to 11 different countries studying plant communities. He is the host of the YouTube channel Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t and the host of the show Kill Your Lawn on EarthX TV.

Recent Episodes

  • The Other 99% of Life on Planet Earth : Couch Microscopy with Dr. Julia van Etten

    1 year ago
  • Western Railroading, Sobriety, & Male Archetypes

    1 year ago
  • Diatomaceous Earth, Horse Cripplers & Leaf Blowers

    1 year ago
  • Hunter Martinez aka Cactus Quest

    1 year ago
  • Riding Trains in Mexico, Contagious Native Plant Gardens,etc

    1 year ago
  • Instagram Drug Bros & Cactus Poaching

    1 year ago
  • Desert Ferns with Dr. Michael Windham

    1 year ago
  • An Undescribed Psilocybin sp. in the Desert

    1 year ago
  • Fighting Invasive Buffelgrass in Arizona & Restoring Desert Ecosytems

    1 year ago
  • The Closing of Duke Herbarium

    1 year ago