Society Camp

People are awful. You know it, I know it, and awful people everywhere know it. Society is failing, because people think it’s okay to re-heat fish in the work microwave, or stand side-by-side on an escalator. It’s not.

So what can we, as a society, do to ensure that we aren’t so shitty to each other? What we can do is start a fictional Society Camp where people can be sent to in order to learn how to properly operate in society. You think it’s okay to listen to Iggy Azalea at volume 11 on your open ear headphones? Well you just got a half day at Society Camp, where you’ll be locked into a dark room and serenaded by a shirtless Chad Kroeger the entire time (Photograph on repeat).

Every offence will be met with a different sentence (from hours to days, and maybe one day we’ll discuss something egregious enough to think about weeks/months), and coupled with a different reform punishment.

Society Camp may only live in our hearts and minds, but be warned, that if you are a dick who doesn’t know how to be a fucking human when among your peers, Society Camp is watching.