Machine of Death

Machine of Death

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The machine could tell, from just a sample of your blood, how you were going to die. No date, no specifics: it just spat out a sliver of paper upon which were printed the words CANCER or OLD AGE or CHOKED ON A HANDFUL OF POPCORN.

Recent Episodes

  • INTRODUCTION : Written + read by Ryan North

    14 years ago
  • NOT WAVING BUT DROWNING : Written + read by Erin McKean

    14 years ago
  • FUDGE : Written + read by Kit Yona

    13 years ago
  • EXHAUSTION FROM HAVING SEX WITH A MINOR : Written + read by Yahtzee Croshaw

    13 years ago
  • ALMOND : Written by John Chernega + read by Kevin McShane

    13 years ago
  • SUICIDE : Written by David Michael Wharton + read by Todd Luoto

    13 years ago
  • PRISON KNIFE FIGHT : Written by Shaenon K. Garrity + read by Dave Kellett

    13 years ago
  • DESPAIR : Written by K.M. Lawrence + read by Clair Lockeyear

    13 years ago
  • EXPLODED : Written by Tom Francis + read by Christopher Joseph

    13 years ago
  • ANEURYSM : Written by Alexander Danner + read by Kris Straub

    13 years ago